1 00:00:04,021 --> 00:00:05,821 (BUZZING) 2 00:00:07,781 --> 00:00:10,741 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 3 00:00:23,701 --> 00:00:25,541 (ENGINE WHIRRING) 4 00:00:26,901 --> 00:00:28,581 WOMAN: Alfred! 5 00:00:50,141 --> 00:00:52,061 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 6 00:01:23,061 --> 00:01:25,461 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 7 00:01:44,101 --> 00:01:46,701 DR THOMAS: What do you say, Bobby Jones? 8 00:01:46,701 --> 00:01:48,621 I'd lay up short of the bunker, Sir. 9 00:01:48,621 --> 00:01:50,861 Get a good angle to the cliff. 10 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:53,501 Hmm. Excalibur, I think. 11 00:01:54,741 --> 00:01:58,021 - Are you sure, Sir? - Not remotely. 12 00:02:02,341 --> 00:02:05,021 "Unforgiving", you called it. 13 00:02:05,021 --> 00:02:08,101 - Not at all, Sir. A man's club. - Hmm. 14 00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:19,621 Don't say a word, Bobby Jones. Not a single word. 15 00:02:22,901 --> 00:02:24,901 - Sir. - You see, 16 00:02:24,901 --> 00:02:26,661 it's the "Sir" that's throwing me. 17 00:02:26,661 --> 00:02:29,101 Corporal's as far as I got, two stripes, one leg. 18 00:02:29,101 --> 00:02:30,941 - Whereas you-- - Lieutenant. 19 00:02:30,941 --> 00:02:34,861 Hmm... Navy, of course, so it doesn't really count. 20 00:02:34,861 --> 00:02:37,821 - Do you miss it? - Sometimes. 21 00:02:37,821 --> 00:02:40,781 Right you are. So, you're cruising the Pacific, 22 00:02:40,781 --> 00:02:42,901 you see a brochure for Marchbolt Golf Club, 23 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:45,421 and the spirit of adventure rises within you. 24 00:02:45,421 --> 00:02:47,541 Marchbolt is not the long-term plan. 25 00:02:47,541 --> 00:02:50,221 I should bloody well hope not. 26 00:02:50,221 --> 00:02:53,621 Right. What do you suggest now, Sir? 27 00:02:54,661 --> 00:02:57,141 A three-iron, Dr Thomas. 28 00:02:59,741 --> 00:03:01,821 Show an old man how it's done. 29 00:03:01,821 --> 00:03:04,541 - Uh... - That's an order, Lieutenant. 30 00:03:04,541 --> 00:03:06,101 (BOBBY SIGHS) 31 00:03:12,301 --> 00:03:14,741 (DISTANT SCREAMING) 32 00:03:17,261 --> 00:03:18,981 Did you hear that? 33 00:03:21,261 --> 00:03:24,061 I thought I heard something. 34 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:31,101 - Careful, Bobby. - Telescope. 35 00:03:36,141 --> 00:03:37,461 BOBBY: Oh, God. 36 00:03:37,461 --> 00:03:40,461 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 37 00:04:21,181 --> 00:04:23,701 BOBBY: Oh, no, no, no, no. 38 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:29,621 DR THOMAS: Is he all right? 39 00:04:29,621 --> 00:04:31,341 He's alive. 40 00:04:31,341 --> 00:04:32,381 I can't... 41 00:04:33,461 --> 00:04:36,141 I'll have to go and get help. 42 00:04:36,141 --> 00:04:38,821 Try and keep him warm. 43 00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:40,621 And say a prayer. 44 00:04:42,981 --> 00:04:45,981 They're coming. Help is coming. 45 00:04:51,061 --> 00:04:53,581 Why didn't they ask Evans? 46 00:05:36,101 --> 00:05:38,341 MAN: Everything all right? 47 00:05:42,901 --> 00:05:46,061 Er, no. There's been an accident. 48 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:50,981 I've sent for help. Can you see anyone? 49 00:05:53,901 --> 00:05:56,621 (WHISPERING) Oh, you... 50 00:06:24,021 --> 00:06:26,461 Oh, bloody hell. 51 00:06:26,461 --> 00:06:29,821 Oh, God. What happened here? 52 00:06:29,821 --> 00:06:32,301 I don't know. He must have fallen. 53 00:06:32,301 --> 00:06:34,901 - He's... - Dead. Looks like. 54 00:06:35,901 --> 00:06:38,381 (EXHALES) Dr Thomas has gone for help. 55 00:06:38,381 --> 00:06:41,301 - Did you see him? - No, no. Not a soul. 56 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:44,381 Place is like a graveyard. 57 00:06:44,381 --> 00:06:48,101 I'm sorry. Was a... bad choice of words. 58 00:06:54,141 --> 00:06:57,741 (SIGHS) Poor beggar. Is he a friend of yours? 59 00:06:57,741 --> 00:07:00,061 No. I've never seen him before. 60 00:07:00,061 --> 00:07:02,541 Never seen me before either, have you? How rude. 61 00:07:02,541 --> 00:07:05,061 Roger Bassington-ffrench, two small f's. 62 00:07:05,061 --> 00:07:07,101 Just don't ask me what they stand for. 63 00:07:07,101 --> 00:07:08,461 Bobby Jones. 64 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:09,981 (BELL TOLLING) 65 00:07:11,101 --> 00:07:13,541 Listen, I hate to ask you this. 66 00:07:13,541 --> 00:07:15,821 Dr Thomas has gone for help. And I am supposed to be... 67 00:07:15,821 --> 00:07:17,581 You need to get off, do you? 68 00:07:17,581 --> 00:07:21,741 Do you mind? I mean, there's nothing more to be done. 69 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:24,301 But even so. I don't want to leave him alone. 70 00:07:24,301 --> 00:07:26,621 No, no. Absolutely. Doesn't seem right. 71 00:07:26,621 --> 00:07:29,221 I'll stand guard. Dr Thomas, was it? 72 00:07:29,221 --> 00:07:31,821 Yes. You can't miss him. He has a wooden leg. 73 00:07:31,821 --> 00:07:35,781 Well, I didn't see anyone. 'Course that's why I came. 74 00:07:35,781 --> 00:07:37,941 Looking for a new house, bit of peace and quiet. 75 00:07:37,941 --> 00:07:41,941 Not, uh... (SCOFFS) ...not this much, though. 76 00:07:41,941 --> 00:07:44,101 Right. Well... 77 00:07:44,101 --> 00:07:46,821 I really must be off. Thanks for doing this. 78 00:07:46,821 --> 00:07:51,861 No, don't mention it. You are dismissed, Bobby Jones. 79 00:07:58,701 --> 00:08:02,701 RICHARD: "Happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee 80 00:08:02,701 --> 00:08:05,021 "as thou hast served us." 81 00:08:07,101 --> 00:08:08,341 (MAN COUGHING) 82 00:08:11,541 --> 00:08:13,541 Don't crush the ends, 83 00:08:13,541 --> 00:08:15,701 and when you lick it, you got to imagine 84 00:08:15,701 --> 00:08:17,301 you were kissing a beautiful... 85 00:08:17,301 --> 00:08:20,021 (SHOUTING) Whoa, whoa, whoa! 86 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:23,661 Bloody hell. You could have done some damage there. 87 00:08:23,661 --> 00:08:26,421 Not really. These things are pretty solid. 88 00:08:26,421 --> 00:08:29,861 - Why aren't you two in church? - Why aren't you? 89 00:08:29,861 --> 00:08:31,861 Good point. Excuse me. 90 00:08:40,101 --> 00:08:42,901 At 3pm on Sunday the 19th. 91 00:08:42,901 --> 00:08:44,141 (DOOR CREAKS) 92 00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:53,381 Mrs Morgan has very kindly agreed to host once more. 93 00:08:53,381 --> 00:08:57,061 And I'm sure she would appreciate, as we all do... 94 00:08:57,061 --> 00:08:58,781 punctuality. 95 00:08:59,941 --> 00:09:00,981 Hymn 84. 96 00:09:00,981 --> 00:09:05,621 97 00:09:07,101 --> 00:09:15,701 98 00:09:15,701 --> 00:09:23,581 99 00:09:23,581 --> 00:09:25,861 - Lovely to see you. - Thank you. 100 00:09:25,861 --> 00:09:28,181 - Pa, I'm sorry. I got caught-- - WOMAN: Excuse me. 101 00:09:28,181 --> 00:09:30,141 Bobby, you don't have to do it. 102 00:09:30,141 --> 00:09:32,061 No, I know. I know. I want to do it. 103 00:09:32,061 --> 00:09:33,901 Yeah, well you agreed to it, that's the thing. 104 00:09:33,901 --> 00:09:35,541 - I didn't force you, did I? - No. 105 00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:37,461 (MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 106 00:09:37,461 --> 00:09:38,901 I can easily ask Janice. 107 00:09:38,901 --> 00:09:41,061 - Janice can't play... - Can't play the organ, I know, 108 00:09:41,061 --> 00:09:43,261 but at least she can be here. WOMAN: Father. 109 00:09:46,261 --> 00:09:47,541 Who is that? 110 00:09:49,581 --> 00:09:52,421 That is Lady Frances Derwent. 111 00:09:53,381 --> 00:09:55,341 - Frankie. - Mm-hmm. 112 00:09:56,501 --> 00:09:58,861 She's grown up. 113 00:09:59,981 --> 00:10:02,661 Yes, Bobby. She has. 114 00:10:02,661 --> 00:10:04,141 (ENGINE STARTS) 115 00:10:21,181 --> 00:10:24,461 Your friend Mr Beadon telephoned. 116 00:10:24,461 --> 00:10:26,101 Knocker? 117 00:10:26,101 --> 00:10:27,781 What did he say? 118 00:10:27,781 --> 00:10:33,341 Apparently, he has the lease and you're going to be busy. 119 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,981 Yes, Pa. I've been meaning to talk to you about this. 120 00:10:35,981 --> 00:10:38,301 £120 for a garage, Bobby? 121 00:10:38,301 --> 00:10:39,981 It's not a garage. It's a sales room. 122 00:10:39,981 --> 00:10:41,581 Oh, for crying out... 123 00:10:41,581 --> 00:10:43,701 Knocker's put in a lot more than I have. 124 00:10:43,701 --> 00:10:45,021 He's got three cars already 125 00:10:45,021 --> 00:10:46,861 and I promised him that I would go halves. 126 00:10:46,861 --> 00:10:49,781 Oh, have you indeed? Well, I have not. 127 00:10:49,781 --> 00:10:51,781 Oh, thank you, Mrs Roberts. That was delicious. 128 00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:53,621 - Finished? - Was it local? 129 00:10:53,621 --> 00:10:55,741 - Local soup? - The fish. 130 00:10:55,741 --> 00:10:57,901 From Bennetts. In the High Street. 131 00:10:57,901 --> 00:10:59,661 And I've made some extra for the weekend. 132 00:10:59,661 --> 00:11:01,221 Oh. 133 00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:05,741 - Carnival. - Oh, yes. Of course. 134 00:11:05,741 --> 00:11:06,781 Thank you. 135 00:11:10,981 --> 00:11:12,861 A man died on the golf course this afternoon. 136 00:11:12,861 --> 00:11:14,421 Died? 137 00:11:14,421 --> 00:11:17,181 Fell off the cliff. Broke his back. 138 00:11:17,181 --> 00:11:18,821 (RICHARD SIGHS) 139 00:11:18,821 --> 00:11:23,181 I was caddying for Dr Thomas. We found him on the 17th. 140 00:11:23,181 --> 00:11:24,981 I sat with him. 141 00:11:24,981 --> 00:11:26,861 Then he died. 142 00:11:26,861 --> 00:11:28,581 From the village? 143 00:11:28,581 --> 00:11:30,581 I don't think so. Just a chap. 144 00:11:30,581 --> 00:11:33,901 Oh. You sat with him, dear me. 145 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,181 Did you say a prayer? 146 00:11:35,181 --> 00:11:36,941 Yes. 147 00:11:39,421 --> 00:11:42,501 Well, if he's not from the village, 148 00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:44,581 I doubt they'll want him buried here. 149 00:11:44,581 --> 00:11:48,541 Still. Oh, by the way, Graham Morris died. 150 00:11:50,341 --> 00:11:52,261 That's not a bad thing, is it? 151 00:11:52,261 --> 00:11:53,341 Not really. 152 00:12:06,741 --> 00:12:07,781 (GASPS) 153 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,381 (GASPS) 154 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:15,661 (SIGHS) 155 00:12:34,061 --> 00:12:36,581 (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 156 00:12:50,821 --> 00:12:52,661 They're gone, finally. 157 00:12:52,661 --> 00:12:54,741 Made a right bloody mess of the gulley. 158 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:57,661 Also, they're gonna call you at the inquest. 159 00:12:57,661 --> 00:12:59,901 (HORN HONKING) 160 00:13:04,141 --> 00:13:06,461 Oh, blimey. 161 00:13:21,861 --> 00:13:23,581 (DOOR BELL DINGS) 162 00:13:25,181 --> 00:13:27,781 ALBERT: Lady Frances, a pleasure. 163 00:13:27,781 --> 00:13:30,101 FRANKIE: Good afternoon, man behind the counter. 164 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,821 ALBERT: Albert. FRANKIE: Albert. 165 00:13:31,821 --> 00:13:33,741 Care to sell me a round of golf, Albert? 166 00:13:33,741 --> 00:13:36,501 ALBERT: Alas, Lady Frances, the course is closed. 167 00:13:36,501 --> 00:13:38,221 We had an incident here yesterday. 168 00:13:38,221 --> 00:13:41,941 And the council... Well, you know what councils are like. 169 00:13:41,941 --> 00:13:44,101 FRANKIE: I emphatically do not, Albert. 170 00:13:44,101 --> 00:13:46,141 What sort of incident? 171 00:13:46,141 --> 00:13:48,741 - A very unfortunate one. - FRANKIE: Oh, yes. 172 00:13:48,741 --> 00:13:49,781 They can be beastly. 173 00:13:49,781 --> 00:13:51,621 Perhaps I ought to play a round of golf 174 00:13:51,621 --> 00:13:52,741 just to take my mind off it. 175 00:13:52,741 --> 00:13:56,461 And of course, this... for the caddy. 176 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:57,621 ALBERT: Oh... 177 00:13:59,181 --> 00:14:00,781 Hello, Frankie. 178 00:14:02,661 --> 00:14:04,261 I beg your pardon? 179 00:14:07,341 --> 00:14:11,501 (LAUGHS) I got you, Bobby Jones. I got you good and proper. 180 00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:13,101 (CHUCKLES) 181 00:14:13,101 --> 00:14:15,941 (LAUGHING) 182 00:14:15,941 --> 00:14:18,101 BOBBY: The last time I saw you, 183 00:14:18,101 --> 00:14:19,461 you were on a pony called Ottoline 184 00:14:19,461 --> 00:14:21,021 and I think you were twelve. 185 00:14:21,021 --> 00:14:25,301 FRANKIE: As if I was ever twelve. Madness. 186 00:14:25,301 --> 00:14:27,021 What about you? 187 00:14:27,021 --> 00:14:28,741 You played rugby for the under 18s 188 00:14:28,741 --> 00:14:29,941 when you were 15? 189 00:14:29,941 --> 00:14:31,941 Too dreamy. (HE SIGHS) 190 00:14:31,941 --> 00:14:34,701 And they said, you ran away to sea. 191 00:14:34,701 --> 00:14:37,661 - Sort of. - But you've run back. 192 00:14:38,581 --> 00:14:39,821 Sort of. 193 00:14:39,821 --> 00:14:43,381 Well, great story, Steve. Dragged a bit in the middle. 194 00:14:43,381 --> 00:14:46,861 - Who 's Steve? - I've always called you Steve. 195 00:14:46,861 --> 00:14:48,941 I don't remember you calling me anything. 196 00:14:48,941 --> 00:14:50,901 Not out loud. 197 00:14:50,901 --> 00:14:52,661 And what about you? 198 00:14:52,661 --> 00:14:54,821 What brings you back to Marchbolt? 199 00:14:54,821 --> 00:14:57,341 Nothing. London sent me back. 200 00:14:57,341 --> 00:14:59,821 You've heard of London. Don't want to baffle you with jargon. 201 00:14:59,821 --> 00:15:01,221 (BOBBY SCOFFS) 202 00:15:01,221 --> 00:15:03,941 Well, it's full of people and yet there's nobody there. 203 00:15:03,941 --> 00:15:06,661 Explain that to me, oh, ancient mariner. 204 00:15:06,661 --> 00:15:08,021 What are you doing? 205 00:15:08,021 --> 00:15:10,501 Well, the first hole is a longish par four, so, 206 00:15:10,501 --> 00:15:13,381 thought you might want to loosen up with a lofted wood. 207 00:15:13,381 --> 00:15:17,221 - Are you speaking Welsh now? - I thought you wanted to play. 208 00:15:17,221 --> 00:15:18,661 Golf? 209 00:15:18,661 --> 00:15:21,261 Well, that is why I'm carrying your bag, isn't it? 210 00:15:21,261 --> 00:15:22,621 Picnic. 211 00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:27,221 - This is it? - It is. 212 00:15:27,221 --> 00:15:28,861 Now, the police have been here all day. 213 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:32,781 We probably shouldn't... Oh. Here we go. 214 00:15:40,581 --> 00:15:43,861 Silent upon a peak in Marchbolt. 215 00:15:45,421 --> 00:15:47,461 Do you have any balls? 216 00:15:52,781 --> 00:15:55,941 One dromedary. Two dromedaries. 217 00:15:55,941 --> 00:15:57,581 Three dromedaries. 218 00:15:59,261 --> 00:16:03,621 Three and a half dromedaries of knowing your life is ending. 219 00:16:03,621 --> 00:16:06,941 As a matter of fact, it didn't end then. 220 00:16:06,941 --> 00:16:08,581 He was alive when I found him. 221 00:16:08,581 --> 00:16:10,781 - Only just but... - You were with him? 222 00:16:10,781 --> 00:16:13,781 Oh, Bobby. What did you do? Did you say anything? 223 00:16:13,781 --> 00:16:16,181 - Nothing to say. - Did he? 224 00:16:16,181 --> 00:16:18,421 I don't think he knew where he was. 225 00:16:18,421 --> 00:16:20,261 Probably just as well. 226 00:16:20,261 --> 00:16:22,221 Well, how? There are balls everywhere. 227 00:16:22,221 --> 00:16:25,221 Yes and they're mine, all mine. 228 00:16:25,221 --> 00:16:27,181 Once a month, the caddies climb down 229 00:16:27,181 --> 00:16:29,101 collect the balls and resell them at the shops. 230 00:16:29,101 --> 00:16:31,261 It's one of the perks. 231 00:16:32,501 --> 00:16:35,781 She's a lucky girl, whoever she is. 232 00:16:39,021 --> 00:16:40,301 Hungry? 233 00:16:44,581 --> 00:16:46,261 Wait a minute. 234 00:16:46,261 --> 00:16:49,181 - He did say something. - What? 235 00:16:49,181 --> 00:16:51,701 I think he said... 236 00:16:51,701 --> 00:16:55,301 "Why didn't they ask Evans?" 237 00:16:55,301 --> 00:16:58,021 FRANKIE: Well, it beats me. 238 00:16:58,021 --> 00:17:01,701 Aren't last words supposed to be statements? 239 00:17:01,701 --> 00:17:04,781 "The will is behind the walnut bureau." 240 00:17:04,781 --> 00:17:07,101 "Tell Edith I love her." CHUCKLES) 241 00:17:07,101 --> 00:17:11,421 You're not supposed to ask a question and then just die. 242 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:14,501 It's possible he didn't know they were his last words. 243 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,661 FRANKIE: Hmm. Sloppy. 244 00:17:19,501 --> 00:17:22,621 So how are you going to answer it? 245 00:17:22,621 --> 00:17:26,181 - Answer it? I can't. - But you have to. 246 00:17:26,181 --> 00:17:28,381 - Why? - Why? 247 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,581 Because the man spoke his last words to you. 248 00:17:30,581 --> 00:17:31,981 That's a bond or something. 249 00:17:31,981 --> 00:17:35,501 - It's well known. - Frankie, the man was dying. 250 00:17:35,501 --> 00:17:38,541 He had no idea what he was saying. 251 00:17:41,421 --> 00:17:42,821 FRANKIE: Hmm. 252 00:17:43,901 --> 00:17:45,941 Poor Alex Pritchard. 253 00:17:47,141 --> 00:17:48,421 BOBBY: Thought I was Steve. 254 00:17:48,421 --> 00:17:50,501 You do continue to disappoint me. 255 00:17:50,501 --> 00:17:52,661 Alex Pritchard is the name of the man who died. 256 00:17:52,661 --> 00:17:55,261 How do you know that? 257 00:17:58,021 --> 00:17:59,781 "The victim of the tragedy has been named 258 00:17:59,781 --> 00:18:01,901 "as Alex Pritchard..." That was my first clue. 259 00:18:01,901 --> 00:18:04,541 "...who was identified by means of a photograph he was carrying 260 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:06,261 "of his sister, Mrs Leo Cayman. 261 00:18:06,261 --> 00:18:07,981 "Mrs Cayman journeyed to Marchbolt 262 00:18:07,981 --> 00:18:10,341 "from Paddington late last night to identify the body. 263 00:18:10,341 --> 00:18:12,901 "The inquest will be held tomorrow." All that for thruppence. 264 00:18:12,901 --> 00:18:15,341 Apparently, there's one every day. 265 00:18:15,341 --> 00:18:17,781 - His sister. - Who? 266 00:18:17,781 --> 00:18:19,861 BOBBY: I saw a photograph. It was in his pocket. 267 00:18:19,861 --> 00:18:22,541 You went through his pockets? 268 00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:24,301 Certainly not. I just... 269 00:18:24,301 --> 00:18:26,181 I meant you went through his pockets, I hope. 270 00:18:26,181 --> 00:18:27,781 - I would have. - I know you would have. 271 00:18:27,781 --> 00:18:29,701 I was trying to work out what had happened. 272 00:18:29,701 --> 00:18:31,461 FRANKIE: Of course you were. 273 00:18:31,461 --> 00:18:35,501 Because you wanted to know if he was pushed. 274 00:18:46,261 --> 00:18:48,941 (TYRE PUFFS) Oh... 275 00:18:57,941 --> 00:19:00,141 All hands heave out and trice up! 276 00:19:00,141 --> 00:19:01,541 (LAUGHS) 277 00:19:02,701 --> 00:19:04,101 (LAUGHING) 278 00:19:05,101 --> 00:19:08,021 - Knocker. - Yeah, Bobby, old son. 279 00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:09,221 All right, what's the sort? 280 00:19:09,221 --> 00:19:12,621 (BOTH SINGING) 281 00:19:12,621 --> 00:19:15,381 She will have my baby 282 00:19:15,381 --> 00:19:18,901 On Sally Brown... 283 00:19:21,581 --> 00:19:25,021 That is very fine work, Midshipman. 284 00:19:25,021 --> 00:19:26,301 Oh, thank you, Sir. 285 00:19:26,301 --> 00:19:29,541 - Should we take for a run? - Uh, no, Sir. We shan't. 286 00:19:29,541 --> 00:19:33,781 - Why not? - No engine. Hence 25 quid. 287 00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,381 But up and running, 288 00:19:35,381 --> 00:19:37,301 this thing worth 300 anywhere in the world. 289 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,141 Knocker, how are you going to sell a car without an engine? 290 00:19:40,141 --> 00:19:42,221 I'm not. You are. 291 00:19:42,221 --> 00:19:43,701 Oh... 292 00:19:45,301 --> 00:19:47,661 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 293 00:19:52,861 --> 00:19:55,501 Move back, man. Move back. 294 00:19:57,101 --> 00:19:59,181 - Bobby. - Ivy. 295 00:20:00,101 --> 00:20:02,461 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 296 00:20:03,741 --> 00:20:07,061 (ALL WHOOPING AND CHEERING) 297 00:20:07,061 --> 00:20:10,741 - He's stronger than you, in't he? - Who? Knocker? Much. 298 00:20:14,541 --> 00:20:16,621 (CHEERING) I'm proud of you, boy. 299 00:20:16,621 --> 00:20:18,781 But you've got the brains though. 300 00:20:18,781 --> 00:20:20,181 No. He's got those, too. 301 00:20:20,181 --> 00:20:22,661 What me tell you, huh? 302 00:20:22,661 --> 00:20:25,581 So what have you got, Bobby Jones? 303 00:20:25,581 --> 00:20:27,781 KNOCKER: That's it, boys and girls. That's it. 304 00:20:27,781 --> 00:20:29,261 (KNOCKER LAUGHS) 305 00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:31,421 KNOCKER: Rum. (TABLES THUMPING) 306 00:20:31,421 --> 00:20:33,221 Lieutenant! Rum, me say, man! 307 00:20:33,221 --> 00:20:35,101 No, thanks, Knocker. 308 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:40,101 Bit of a day tomorrow. KNOCKER: Ahh... 309 00:20:40,101 --> 00:20:41,141 Night, Ivy. 310 00:20:45,621 --> 00:20:49,141 Both the wedge fractures of the thoracolumbar sections 311 00:20:49,141 --> 00:20:52,061 and the intra-abdominal damage are fully explained 312 00:20:52,061 --> 00:20:55,461 by the force of a body striking the rocks 313 00:20:55,461 --> 00:20:56,661 from a considerable height. 314 00:20:56,661 --> 00:21:01,181 You said the path was overgrown. Enough to obscure the way. 315 00:21:01,181 --> 00:21:03,981 Perhaps, if someone wasn't familiar with the terrain. 316 00:21:03,981 --> 00:21:06,861 CORONER: But you are familiar, Dr Thomas. 317 00:21:06,861 --> 00:21:10,181 In your opinion, was the path a safe thoroughfare? 318 00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:13,701 One that you yourself would have attempted? 319 00:21:13,701 --> 00:21:15,181 I have a wooden leg. 320 00:21:15,181 --> 00:21:19,101 You're a friend of Frankie's? 321 00:21:19,101 --> 00:21:20,141 Cousin. 322 00:21:21,221 --> 00:21:22,621 Ah. Right. 323 00:21:25,421 --> 00:21:26,981 Distant or...? 324 00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:28,261 Norfolk. 325 00:21:28,261 --> 00:21:31,421 - No. I meant in terms of... - Norfolk branch. 326 00:21:31,421 --> 00:21:33,741 Derwent-Broxley. 327 00:21:33,741 --> 00:21:36,021 CORONER: Robert Jones. 328 00:21:45,261 --> 00:21:46,621 You are Robert Jones 329 00:21:46,621 --> 00:21:49,101 and you reside at the vicarage in Marchbolt? 330 00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:51,741 - I am and I do. - Your occupation? 331 00:21:52,741 --> 00:21:53,981 Odds and ends, mostly. 332 00:21:53,981 --> 00:21:55,781 (CROWD GIGGLES) 333 00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:58,181 I pick fruit for Mr Barrett. 334 00:21:58,181 --> 00:22:01,141 I worked on the school roof after the storm. 335 00:22:01,141 --> 00:22:03,501 I'll be operating carnival rides this weekend... 336 00:22:03,501 --> 00:22:04,741 Yes, yes. All right. 337 00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:07,021 And you were with Mr Pritchard 338 00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:09,261 at the moment of his demise, is that correct? 339 00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:11,101 It is. 340 00:22:11,101 --> 00:22:12,141 I heard a shout. 341 00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:18,541 And I climbed down, 342 00:22:18,541 --> 00:22:20,741 and there he was, at the bottom of the cliff. 343 00:22:20,741 --> 00:22:23,061 Were there words exchanged? 344 00:22:23,061 --> 00:22:25,061 Yes. 345 00:22:25,061 --> 00:22:27,021 What words exactly? 346 00:22:31,221 --> 00:22:32,861 I... 347 00:22:32,861 --> 00:22:35,981 told him that help was coming. 348 00:22:35,981 --> 00:22:38,821 All right. Thank you, Mr Jones. 349 00:22:41,501 --> 00:22:43,221 Amelia Cayman. 350 00:22:46,621 --> 00:22:48,661 Please state your name and address. 351 00:22:48,661 --> 00:22:49,741 AMELIA: Amelia Cayman, 352 00:22:49,741 --> 00:22:53,101 17, St. Leonard's Gardens, Paddington. 353 00:22:53,101 --> 00:22:56,501 CORONER: Mrs Cayman, when did you last see your brother? 354 00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:57,781 Three days ago. 355 00:22:57,781 --> 00:23:00,461 He told me he was going on a walking tour of Wales. 356 00:23:00,461 --> 00:23:03,221 He'd been away for some time and wanted to see the country. 357 00:23:03,221 --> 00:23:06,381 Away doing what? What was your brother's occupation? 358 00:23:06,381 --> 00:23:10,861 Prospecting, is what he told me. He spent a lot of time abroad. 359 00:23:10,861 --> 00:23:12,541 CORONER: What about his temperament? 360 00:23:12,541 --> 00:23:16,461 Was your brother given to bouts of melancholy or depression? 361 00:23:16,461 --> 00:23:19,341 Never. He was always very cheerful. 362 00:23:19,341 --> 00:23:22,141 He was looking forward to this walking tour. 363 00:23:22,141 --> 00:23:23,341 CORONER: Yes. 364 00:23:23,341 --> 00:23:25,981 Mrs Cayman, do you recognise this key? 365 00:23:25,981 --> 00:23:28,261 The police suspect that 366 00:23:28,261 --> 00:23:30,821 it was from a hotel or a boarding house, 367 00:23:30,821 --> 00:23:33,781 which would explain why there was no luggage by the body. 368 00:23:33,781 --> 00:23:35,581 Not even a knapsack. 369 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,061 Can you identify it? 370 00:23:37,061 --> 00:23:38,661 AMELIA: No idea. 371 00:23:38,661 --> 00:23:42,901 I know that Alex didn't like carrying a knapsack. 372 00:23:42,901 --> 00:23:45,741 He meant to post parcels on alternate days. 373 00:23:45,741 --> 00:23:48,261 He posted one the day he left. 374 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:51,181 He addressed it to Derbyshire, rather than Denbighshire. 375 00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:52,581 So, it only got here today. 376 00:23:52,581 --> 00:23:57,741 I see. Now, your brother was carrying a photograph of you, 377 00:23:57,741 --> 00:24:00,261 with the name of the studio printed on the back. 378 00:24:00,261 --> 00:24:02,621 Did you know he was carrying this picture? 379 00:24:02,621 --> 00:24:04,421 AMELIA: I did not. 380 00:24:04,421 --> 00:24:06,461 It was taken a long time ago. 381 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,581 CORONER: Would you like to pause? 382 00:24:10,581 --> 00:24:13,901 AMELIA: No, no. I just um... I just... 383 00:24:13,901 --> 00:24:19,661 The idea Alex carried that picture all this time. 384 00:24:19,661 --> 00:24:23,261 I just wish I had one of him. (SNIFFLES) 385 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:27,501 CORONER: Thank you, Mrs Cayman. 386 00:24:27,501 --> 00:24:30,901 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 387 00:24:35,221 --> 00:24:37,021 Well played, Jones. 388 00:24:39,501 --> 00:24:42,381 Coroner is a bit of a goon, but he does the job. Listen. 389 00:24:42,381 --> 00:24:45,261 In all the hoo-ha, I forgot to pay you for losing my ball. 390 00:24:45,261 --> 00:24:47,101 Friday all right? 391 00:24:51,821 --> 00:24:55,741 (CAR DOOR CLOSES) (CAR ENGINE STARTS) 392 00:25:18,021 --> 00:25:20,701 If they don't have a ticket, they're off. 393 00:25:20,701 --> 00:25:21,981 End of the night, 394 00:25:21,981 --> 00:25:24,301 you turn the tickets in to Carol, 395 00:25:24,301 --> 00:25:27,421 so we can pay our taxes. (CHUCKLES) 396 00:25:27,421 --> 00:25:28,501 You're boxman. 397 00:25:28,501 --> 00:25:32,261 Three minutes in the afternoon. Two after sunset. 398 00:25:32,261 --> 00:25:33,981 Mr Miller, can I be boxman? 399 00:25:33,981 --> 00:25:36,341 Only I get seasick on the outside. 400 00:25:36,341 --> 00:25:38,861 - Do you get seasick? - No. 401 00:25:38,861 --> 00:25:39,901 Then switch. 402 00:25:39,901 --> 00:25:42,981 And remember, kids have got to be over five. 403 00:25:42,981 --> 00:25:45,541 Mothers have got to be under 30. 404 00:25:45,541 --> 00:25:48,301 (CHUCKLES) Mr Miller? 405 00:25:49,541 --> 00:25:53,021 What happens to the trucks over the weekend? 406 00:25:53,021 --> 00:25:54,421 They rust. 407 00:26:15,861 --> 00:26:18,581 Ah, Bobby. We have visitors. 408 00:26:18,581 --> 00:26:21,621 You have visitors, I should say. 409 00:26:22,661 --> 00:26:25,501 Leo Cayman. How do you do? 410 00:26:35,741 --> 00:26:38,701 Did he suffer much, do you think? 411 00:26:38,701 --> 00:26:40,581 I don't believe so. 412 00:26:40,581 --> 00:26:42,501 It was very... 413 00:26:42,501 --> 00:26:44,421 peaceful, I would call it. 414 00:26:44,421 --> 00:26:46,061 AMELIA: That's something. 415 00:26:46,061 --> 00:26:50,701 And he didn't speak at all? No last messages? 416 00:26:50,701 --> 00:26:51,821 No. 417 00:26:53,301 --> 00:26:56,061 - Regarding a burial it's... - Could he hear you? 418 00:26:56,061 --> 00:26:59,181 Amelia said you told him help was coming. 419 00:26:59,181 --> 00:27:01,741 We wondered if he could hear you. 420 00:27:01,741 --> 00:27:04,701 I don't know. But I said it anyway. 421 00:27:04,701 --> 00:27:08,181 And a prayer, I'm also happy to say. 422 00:27:08,181 --> 00:27:10,701 Well, not happy. 423 00:27:10,701 --> 00:27:12,701 So, he could hear you? 424 00:27:13,941 --> 00:27:15,941 I don't know. He said... 425 00:27:15,941 --> 00:27:18,861 - I thought he didn't say anything. - He didn't. 426 00:27:18,861 --> 00:27:23,181 Well, at least I didn't think it was, uh, anything. 427 00:27:23,181 --> 00:27:26,301 He said, "Why didn't they ask Evans?" 428 00:27:26,301 --> 00:27:28,301 What does that mean? 429 00:27:28,301 --> 00:27:29,581 I don't know. 430 00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:31,941 That's why I didn't attach any importance to it. 431 00:27:31,941 --> 00:27:35,621 Amelia, did Alex know anyone called Evans? 432 00:27:35,621 --> 00:27:38,221 I don't believe so. 433 00:27:38,221 --> 00:27:41,821 Do you know anyone called Evans? 434 00:27:41,821 --> 00:27:43,261 We're in Wales. 435 00:27:45,341 --> 00:27:48,021 (LAUGHS) 436 00:27:49,661 --> 00:27:52,781 Well, we are very much in your debt, young man. 437 00:27:52,781 --> 00:27:55,061 Very much. Very... 438 00:27:55,061 --> 00:27:57,541 delighted that you were there. 439 00:27:57,541 --> 00:27:59,941 That somebody was there. 440 00:27:59,941 --> 00:28:02,941 LEO: We've arranged for burial in London. 441 00:28:02,941 --> 00:28:05,421 As soon as the coroner releases the body, 442 00:28:05,421 --> 00:28:08,541 we'll have him transported by train. 443 00:28:08,541 --> 00:28:11,661 Erm, Pa tells me you're in the Navy. 444 00:28:11,661 --> 00:28:12,901 RICHARD: Was. 445 00:28:12,901 --> 00:28:14,861 Robert's at a crossroads just now, 446 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:16,221 the world is his oyster. 447 00:28:16,221 --> 00:28:19,941 (CHUCKLES) Well, don't let that oyster go bad, eh? 448 00:28:19,941 --> 00:28:22,061 Ha! I wish you luck. 449 00:28:22,061 --> 00:28:23,821 BOBBY: Thank you. 450 00:28:23,821 --> 00:28:26,781 (KNOCKER SINGING) 451 00:28:26,781 --> 00:28:29,021 Come in many sizes... 452 00:28:29,021 --> 00:28:30,941 Put your back into it, Jones, 453 00:28:30,941 --> 00:28:33,221 you horrible smear of ball grease, man! 454 00:28:33,221 --> 00:28:34,861 Be easier if I wasn't pulling you. 455 00:28:34,861 --> 00:28:37,461 Huh. Makes a change. 456 00:28:37,461 --> 00:28:39,261 That's not what I meant. 457 00:28:39,261 --> 00:28:42,581 Forget the money. We're all right for the first month. 458 00:28:42,581 --> 00:28:44,581 Knocker, listen. 459 00:28:44,581 --> 00:28:46,461 If a man said something to you 460 00:28:46,461 --> 00:28:49,661 as his last words before he died, 461 00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:52,221 would you say that's... 462 00:28:52,221 --> 00:28:56,301 I don't know, would you call that a bond? 463 00:28:56,301 --> 00:28:57,821 Blimey! 464 00:28:57,821 --> 00:29:00,381 We have to get you to London, man. 465 00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:07,341 MAN: Coming through! (WOMAN SHOUTS) 466 00:29:07,341 --> 00:29:09,421 (BOBBY GROANS) 467 00:29:09,421 --> 00:29:12,941 MAN: Who was that? Idiot! Come on. 468 00:29:12,941 --> 00:29:15,461 (MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 469 00:29:18,141 --> 00:29:20,821 Bobby? What were you thinking? 470 00:29:20,821 --> 00:29:22,741 What do you mean, what was I thinking? 471 00:29:22,741 --> 00:29:24,181 Well, I know what I was thinking. 472 00:29:24,181 --> 00:29:25,861 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. 473 00:29:25,861 --> 00:29:27,181 The chain's come off. 474 00:29:27,181 --> 00:29:28,741 MAN: Shall we keep going? 475 00:29:28,741 --> 00:29:30,981 The chain's come off. Whatever that means. 476 00:29:30,981 --> 00:29:33,501 I'll meet you by the river. 477 00:29:35,301 --> 00:29:37,581 I thought you were in London. 478 00:29:37,581 --> 00:29:41,701 I was, now I'm not. How does she do it? No-one knows. 479 00:29:41,701 --> 00:29:43,181 - Any developments? - In what? 480 00:29:43,181 --> 00:29:45,701 The case, Steve. The case. 481 00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:48,301 I sent Thicko to the inquest as my spy. 482 00:29:48,301 --> 00:29:50,341 - Is that Thicko? - As they come-o. 483 00:29:50,341 --> 00:29:52,861 He gave me a full report. He said you were facetious. 484 00:29:52,861 --> 00:29:54,981 And that Mrs Whatshername was vulgar. 485 00:29:54,981 --> 00:29:57,861 - Cayman. - Hmm. 486 00:29:57,861 --> 00:30:00,181 Yeah, she certainly looked nothing like her photograph. 487 00:30:00,181 --> 00:30:02,101 FRANKIE: Really? That's not what Thicko said. 488 00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:04,061 - Dead spit according to him. - How would he know? 489 00:30:04,061 --> 00:30:06,141 Her picture was printed in The Clarion. 490 00:30:06,141 --> 00:30:08,181 And The Express, can you believe? 491 00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:10,141 Marchbolt in the national papers. 492 00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:11,621 I shall have to buy a hat. 493 00:30:11,621 --> 00:30:13,061 BOBBY: I thought she was odd. 494 00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:15,341 Made me think about time. 495 00:30:15,341 --> 00:30:18,301 - The ravages thereof. - Hmm. 496 00:30:18,301 --> 00:30:21,421 Ditch the jalopy and jump up here. 497 00:30:22,381 --> 00:30:24,501 (SIGHS) Can she take two? 498 00:30:24,501 --> 00:30:26,181 Yes, he can. 499 00:30:26,181 --> 00:30:29,261 Some detective you'd make. 500 00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:30,581 OK. 501 00:30:55,981 --> 00:30:58,141 FRANKIE: What is that? 502 00:31:00,221 --> 00:31:02,181 BOBBY: Carnival. 503 00:31:02,181 --> 00:31:04,101 Starts tomorrow. 504 00:31:04,101 --> 00:31:06,661 Oh! Excellent, shall we go? 505 00:31:06,661 --> 00:31:07,901 Well... 506 00:31:07,901 --> 00:31:09,981 I'll be there already. 507 00:31:09,981 --> 00:31:11,421 You have before you, Madam 508 00:31:11,421 --> 00:31:12,901 a roustabout. 509 00:31:12,901 --> 00:31:14,901 (SCOFFS) How exciting. 510 00:31:14,901 --> 00:31:16,941 Am I safe? (CHUCKLES) 511 00:31:16,941 --> 00:31:19,421 We are an outlaw breed, it's true. 512 00:31:19,421 --> 00:31:21,261 But we have hearts of gold. 513 00:31:21,261 --> 00:31:23,901 Knew it. Hearts... Oh, blast. Tomorrow. 514 00:31:23,901 --> 00:31:28,261 I can't. I've got a party in London. 515 00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:30,861 I'll be in London myself next week. 516 00:31:30,861 --> 00:31:32,141 Really? For the Cavendish? 517 00:31:32,141 --> 00:31:34,461 I don't... I'm not sure. 518 00:31:34,461 --> 00:31:35,741 But I'll be fairly busy. 519 00:31:35,741 --> 00:31:38,981 Doing what? Come on. Let's go together. 520 00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:40,221 I can introduce you 521 00:31:40,221 --> 00:31:43,781 as Mr Steve Roust of no fixed about. 522 00:31:47,901 --> 00:31:51,421 Are you turning me down, Bobby Jones? 523 00:31:54,301 --> 00:31:55,941 Come on, give. 524 00:31:55,941 --> 00:32:00,541 What's brewing in the old rousta-bonce? 525 00:32:00,541 --> 00:32:04,141 I'm going to be a used car salesman, Frankie. 526 00:32:04,141 --> 00:32:05,501 Is this a riddle? 527 00:32:06,701 --> 00:32:08,261 No, it's a living. 528 00:32:08,261 --> 00:32:10,061 A job. 529 00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:11,301 I need a job 530 00:32:11,301 --> 00:32:15,461 and selling used cars is the one I've chosen. 531 00:32:17,541 --> 00:32:18,661 I see. 532 00:32:21,021 --> 00:32:24,341 I see what's going on here. 533 00:32:24,341 --> 00:32:26,421 Poor old Bobby Jones, the vicar's son 534 00:32:26,421 --> 00:32:28,981 is too far down the ladder to mix with the likes of, 535 00:32:28,981 --> 00:32:31,141 Lady Frances Derwent. 536 00:32:32,301 --> 00:32:34,381 That is disappointing. To say the least. 537 00:32:34,381 --> 00:32:36,941 - Frankie, be honest. - No, you be honest. 538 00:32:36,941 --> 00:32:38,421 And while you're at it consider how 539 00:32:38,421 --> 00:32:40,101 incredibly insulting is to call me a snob 540 00:32:40,101 --> 00:32:41,621 when I've done nothing to deserve it. 541 00:32:41,621 --> 00:32:42,741 I didn't call you a snob. 542 00:32:42,741 --> 00:32:44,261 I called myself a used car salesman. 543 00:32:44,261 --> 00:32:45,581 Implying that I care. 544 00:32:45,581 --> 00:32:46,861 You could be John the Baptist 545 00:32:46,861 --> 00:32:50,061 and I would still call you as you are, you prig. 546 00:32:50,061 --> 00:32:53,381 Which is funny, because only a snob would say that. 547 00:32:53,381 --> 00:32:56,141 Well, only a prig would say that. 548 00:33:15,741 --> 00:33:17,301 (SIGHS) 549 00:33:30,381 --> 00:33:31,701 Morning, Bobby! 550 00:33:31,701 --> 00:33:33,621 Someone's been tippling the swallows. 551 00:33:33,621 --> 00:33:35,421 Still don't know what that means, Nigel. 552 00:33:35,421 --> 00:33:38,061 - I hope it's good news anyway. - What is? 553 00:33:38,061 --> 00:33:40,261 Express delivery, tuppence extra. 554 00:33:40,261 --> 00:33:43,861 Who'd spend tuppence on bad news? 555 00:33:43,861 --> 00:33:46,901 The bloody English, that's who. 556 00:33:51,621 --> 00:33:53,341 Yes, yes. I know. Honest mistake. 557 00:33:53,341 --> 00:33:57,021 But "R. Jones" and I was expecting... 558 00:34:00,661 --> 00:34:02,621 Buenos Aires, Bobby. 559 00:34:02,621 --> 00:34:06,181 Fair winds blowing at last. 560 00:34:06,181 --> 00:34:08,061 Posted in Guildford. 561 00:34:08,061 --> 00:34:10,901 Well, of course, they have an agent here 562 00:34:10,901 --> 00:34:13,061 and Robert Jones, ex-Royal Navy, 563 00:34:13,061 --> 00:34:14,661 has clearly caught their attention. 564 00:34:14,661 --> 00:34:17,701 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 565 00:34:17,701 --> 00:34:19,101 Good God! 566 00:34:19,101 --> 00:34:20,461 A thousand a year? 567 00:34:20,461 --> 00:34:24,821 It is pounds, isn't it? I haven't got my glasses on. 568 00:34:24,821 --> 00:34:28,381 Starting in a week? Who are these people? 569 00:34:28,381 --> 00:34:32,061 Henriquez Dallo, Import and Customs Brokerage, Buenos Aires. 570 00:34:32,061 --> 00:34:35,221 But that's a six-day passage. 571 00:34:35,221 --> 00:34:36,941 I'd have to leave now. 572 00:34:36,941 --> 00:34:40,741 Fortune has but one hair upon her head. 573 00:34:40,741 --> 00:34:43,341 (SIGHS) I have to think about this. 574 00:34:43,341 --> 00:34:47,901 My dear Bobby, this is the stuff young men dream about. 575 00:34:47,901 --> 00:34:50,221 This is your chance to make a life. 576 00:34:50,221 --> 00:34:52,741 To make a mark on the world. 577 00:34:54,461 --> 00:34:56,541 - I can't. I promised Knocker. - Kno... 578 00:34:56,541 --> 00:34:58,501 Oh, no! Bobby! 579 00:34:58,501 --> 00:35:00,781 I've agreed to it, Pa. 580 00:35:00,781 --> 00:35:03,421 He's sunk everything into this. 581 00:35:03,421 --> 00:35:06,381 His pension. His life savings. 582 00:35:09,141 --> 00:35:11,101 I can't let him down. 583 00:35:16,821 --> 00:35:18,781 I would very much like to tell Mr Beadon 584 00:35:18,781 --> 00:35:20,021 that you are sacrificing 585 00:35:20,021 --> 00:35:23,181 a remarkable career for his sake. 586 00:35:24,101 --> 00:35:25,421 But I won't. 587 00:35:31,221 --> 00:35:34,621 Thanks, generous offer. Stop. 588 00:35:34,621 --> 00:35:37,381 Regret must decline. Stop. 589 00:35:37,381 --> 00:35:39,541 Other plans conflict. Stop. 590 00:35:39,541 --> 00:35:41,461 Jones. Stop. 591 00:35:41,461 --> 00:35:42,581 Ten words. 592 00:35:44,061 --> 00:35:48,741 Sixpence for nine and a penny a word after. 593 00:35:48,741 --> 00:35:51,021 - You could take out "regret." - But I do. 594 00:35:51,021 --> 00:35:52,981 - "Generous" - It is. 595 00:35:52,981 --> 00:35:56,261 - I've already taken out "very". - Tell you what. 596 00:35:56,261 --> 00:35:59,901 I'll make "other plans" one word for a kiss. 597 00:36:01,021 --> 00:36:03,781 (SIGHS) You drive a hard bargain, Ivy. 598 00:36:03,781 --> 00:36:07,261 You know very well I don't. (CHUCKLES) 599 00:36:12,381 --> 00:36:14,021 Absolutely not! 600 00:36:14,021 --> 00:36:16,221 A thousand a year? BOBBY: Mm-hmm. 601 00:36:16,221 --> 00:36:18,021 Well, I'd be damned. 602 00:36:18,021 --> 00:36:19,821 They're not looking for a one-legged doctor 603 00:36:19,821 --> 00:36:21,621 by any chance? (CHUCKLES) 604 00:36:21,621 --> 00:36:23,381 You left the army as a Corporal? 605 00:36:23,381 --> 00:36:25,501 That was a choice, wasn't it? 606 00:36:25,501 --> 00:36:28,101 I mean, you could have tried for a commission. 607 00:36:28,101 --> 00:36:31,541 Funny thing is, they didn't want me at all, to begin with. 608 00:36:31,541 --> 00:36:33,341 Too old. 609 00:36:33,341 --> 00:36:35,701 Until Passchendaele, 610 00:36:35,701 --> 00:36:38,661 when all of a sudden, "beginners welcome". 611 00:36:38,661 --> 00:36:40,821 You heard of the luck of the Welsh? 612 00:36:40,821 --> 00:36:42,661 - I thought it was the Irish. - Exactly. 613 00:36:42,661 --> 00:36:45,021 That is the luck of the Welsh. 614 00:36:45,021 --> 00:36:47,421 By the third day, my two best friends were dead 615 00:36:47,421 --> 00:36:49,781 and I was minus a pin. 616 00:36:49,781 --> 00:36:51,341 So what do you do? 617 00:36:51,341 --> 00:36:53,701 Worry about what might have been 618 00:36:53,701 --> 00:36:55,421 or tuck into what is? 619 00:36:55,421 --> 00:36:58,901 There's only one rule, Bobby. Your words. 620 00:36:58,901 --> 00:37:02,581 - Play it as it lies. - Play it as it lies. 621 00:37:09,181 --> 00:37:11,821 (CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING) 622 00:37:22,381 --> 00:37:25,701 BOBBY: Ivy. Tickets, please. 623 00:37:25,701 --> 00:37:26,821 Thanks. 624 00:37:29,661 --> 00:37:31,781 Oh, have a heart, Bobby. 625 00:37:31,781 --> 00:37:33,221 Young love? 626 00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:35,621 All right. 627 00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:38,221 I'll count two of you as one if... 628 00:37:38,221 --> 00:37:41,541 you sit very close to each other. 629 00:37:56,621 --> 00:37:58,501 (INAUDIBLE) 630 00:38:18,861 --> 00:38:21,221 Mr Miller said to give you this. 631 00:38:21,221 --> 00:38:23,941 Oh! Well, thank you, Mr Miller. 632 00:38:23,941 --> 00:38:25,221 Absent friends. 633 00:38:26,181 --> 00:38:29,341 FRANKIE: Insufferable, Thicko. 634 00:38:31,181 --> 00:38:33,261 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 635 00:38:33,261 --> 00:38:36,061 DERWENT-BROXLEY: Hey, the waltzer... 636 00:38:36,061 --> 00:38:38,981 On to the waltzer. 637 00:38:44,141 --> 00:38:45,981 BOBBY: One moment. 638 00:38:53,381 --> 00:38:54,741 Oh, shop! 639 00:38:55,781 --> 00:38:57,861 Ah, it's Bobby Jones, the vicar's son. 640 00:38:57,861 --> 00:38:59,941 Oh! The vicar's son. 641 00:39:01,061 --> 00:39:03,781 Let's see, what are we? Er... 642 00:39:03,781 --> 00:39:05,381 Five adults. 643 00:39:05,381 --> 00:39:08,101 And, er, one utter child. 644 00:39:08,101 --> 00:39:09,541 Come on, Thicko. 645 00:39:11,861 --> 00:39:14,941 - Here. - I don't have change for that. 646 00:39:16,141 --> 00:39:17,981 Keep it. 647 00:39:17,981 --> 00:39:22,701 Put it towards a new bicycle. (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 648 00:39:22,701 --> 00:39:24,621 Keep your hands inside the car, please. 649 00:39:24,621 --> 00:39:25,821 Ooh, you hear that? 650 00:39:25,821 --> 00:39:28,621 Lucky me! (LAUGHS) 651 00:39:28,621 --> 00:39:31,141 Give us a spin, vicar's son. Come on! 652 00:39:31,141 --> 00:39:33,381 (WHOOPING) 653 00:39:38,061 --> 00:39:39,661 Hey, spin us again. 654 00:39:42,021 --> 00:39:44,341 Spin us, vicar's boy. 655 00:40:00,821 --> 00:40:02,981 (LAUGHTER) 656 00:40:13,461 --> 00:40:15,581 Bobby? What's wrong? 657 00:40:17,301 --> 00:40:19,861 Bobby? (DISTORTED LAUGHTER) 658 00:40:41,501 --> 00:40:45,701 FRANKIE: "I shall th' effect of this good lesson keep, 659 00:40:45,701 --> 00:40:48,101 "as watchman to my heart. 660 00:40:49,141 --> 00:40:51,341 "But, good my brother. 661 00:40:51,341 --> 00:40:55,581 "Do not, as some ungracious pastors do. 662 00:40:55,581 --> 00:41:00,101 "Show me the steep and thorny way to heaven." 663 00:41:03,941 --> 00:41:06,421 Are you wearing my clothes? 664 00:41:06,421 --> 00:41:08,261 Yes, Sir. 665 00:41:08,261 --> 00:41:13,061 "Gamine" is the word I think you're fumbling for. 666 00:41:18,061 --> 00:41:19,341 Um... 667 00:41:19,341 --> 00:41:23,581 - Why are you... - A policemen took my dress. 668 00:41:23,581 --> 00:41:26,221 All right, brace yourself, Jones. 669 00:41:26,221 --> 00:41:28,501 You were sick on me last night. 670 00:41:28,501 --> 00:41:30,581 - I was what? - Sick. 671 00:41:30,581 --> 00:41:34,941 Frogged up, walked the cat, right in my lap. 672 00:41:34,941 --> 00:41:36,021 I ran towards you. 673 00:41:36,021 --> 00:41:38,861 You went, blegh... all over my dress. 674 00:41:38,861 --> 00:41:41,141 They pumped your stomach found traces of morphia. 675 00:41:41,141 --> 00:41:43,541 So, the police took my dress to check that too. 676 00:41:43,541 --> 00:41:45,541 I put on your clothes because the hospital gown 677 00:41:45,541 --> 00:41:47,701 made me look like a rhino. 678 00:41:47,701 --> 00:41:51,181 Then I started doing Ophelia. So we're all square I reckon. 679 00:41:51,181 --> 00:41:52,941 Sorry, did you say morphia? 680 00:41:52,941 --> 00:41:54,621 Ophe...Oh! 681 00:41:54,621 --> 00:41:56,261 Yes, morphia. 682 00:41:56,261 --> 00:41:58,781 Theory is, if you hadn't got seasick you'd be dead. 683 00:41:58,781 --> 00:42:00,541 I was not seasick. 684 00:42:00,541 --> 00:42:01,901 Well, whatever you were, 685 00:42:01,901 --> 00:42:03,621 the twirly thing got rid of the poison, 686 00:42:03,621 --> 00:42:06,301 before the poison got rid of you. 687 00:42:06,301 --> 00:42:09,381 Someone tried to poison me? 688 00:42:09,381 --> 00:42:12,581 Unless you tried to poison yourself. 689 00:42:13,501 --> 00:42:15,341 Why would I do that? 690 00:42:19,541 --> 00:42:23,581 Apparently, you said my name in the ambulance. 691 00:42:23,581 --> 00:42:25,421 Several times. 692 00:42:25,421 --> 00:42:26,541 BOBBY: Frankie... 693 00:42:26,541 --> 00:42:29,381 I hope you won't be offended if I tell you I'm not... 694 00:42:29,381 --> 00:42:32,741 quite ready to kill myself over you yet. 695 00:42:32,741 --> 00:42:34,821 I am a little stung. 696 00:42:39,741 --> 00:42:42,901 And also sorry, for what I said. 697 00:42:42,901 --> 00:42:45,061 - No, I'm sorry. - No, really, I... 698 00:42:45,061 --> 00:42:47,141 No, no I shouldn't have ever... (DOOR OPENS) 699 00:42:47,141 --> 00:42:50,461 Bobby, dear boy, are you all right? 700 00:42:51,901 --> 00:42:53,581 Fine, I think. 701 00:42:53,581 --> 00:42:55,221 Can you remember what happened? 702 00:42:55,221 --> 00:42:58,381 Nothing, total blank I'm afraid. 703 00:42:58,381 --> 00:43:00,381 Apparently they found traces of morphia. 704 00:43:00,381 --> 00:43:02,141 DR THOMAS: Indeed they did. 705 00:43:02,141 --> 00:43:06,021 What we call an intentional amount. 706 00:43:06,021 --> 00:43:10,381 Bobby, this is awkward, but I have to ask you. 707 00:43:10,381 --> 00:43:13,101 Were you trying to... you know? 708 00:43:13,101 --> 00:43:15,661 FRANKIE: Ease the pain of a broken heart? 709 00:43:15,661 --> 00:43:17,021 Definitely not, no. 710 00:43:17,021 --> 00:43:21,341 We just laughed that one right out the door and up the High Street. 711 00:43:21,341 --> 00:43:25,381 A policemen took my clothes. 712 00:43:25,381 --> 00:43:28,501 Well, can either of you explain how thirty grains of morphia 713 00:43:28,501 --> 00:43:30,741 found their way into your stomach? 714 00:43:30,741 --> 00:43:32,861 No idea. Is that a lot? 715 00:43:32,861 --> 00:43:36,701 (HUFFS) Enough to kill two men and their horses, I'd say. 716 00:43:36,701 --> 00:43:39,021 (SIGHS) If you hadn't been seasick. 717 00:43:39,021 --> 00:43:40,181 I was not seasick. 718 00:43:40,181 --> 00:43:42,381 You're a little touchy about that, not sure why. 719 00:43:42,381 --> 00:43:45,541 Well, the local paper thinks you were drunk. Front page. 720 00:43:45,541 --> 00:43:47,741 I was not drunk either. 721 00:43:47,741 --> 00:43:51,381 Did have a bottle of beer, though. 722 00:43:51,381 --> 00:43:52,661 The twins... 723 00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:59,141 They said it was from, what was his name, Miller maybe. 724 00:43:59,141 --> 00:44:01,501 Do you have the bottle? 725 00:44:01,501 --> 00:44:02,861 Unless it's in my pocket. 726 00:44:02,861 --> 00:44:04,421 I think I'd have noticed. 727 00:44:04,421 --> 00:44:05,821 DR THOMAS: Pity... 728 00:44:05,821 --> 00:44:07,421 The police still have my dress, though. 729 00:44:07,421 --> 00:44:09,221 That tells them where the poison went, 730 00:44:09,221 --> 00:44:10,581 not where it came from. 731 00:44:10,581 --> 00:44:12,141 FRANKIE: Hmm. 732 00:44:15,461 --> 00:44:16,981 BOBBY: Frankie, where are you going? 733 00:44:16,981 --> 00:44:19,421 Well, obviously, to have it out with this Miller character. 734 00:44:19,421 --> 00:44:20,741 No, you're not. 735 00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:24,261 Relax, Jones, I wear the trousers around here. 736 00:44:24,261 --> 00:44:27,501 Frankie, I've said less than ten words to the man. 737 00:44:27,501 --> 00:44:32,021 And "Why didn't they ask Evans?" is only five. 738 00:44:42,101 --> 00:44:44,261 BOBBY: I did not poison myself. 739 00:44:44,261 --> 00:44:46,221 Of course not. 740 00:44:46,221 --> 00:44:50,581 If you were going to do it, you'd drown yourself. 741 00:44:50,581 --> 00:44:53,341 Me, I'd take a large dose of phenobarbital 742 00:44:53,341 --> 00:44:54,501 under the willow tree, 743 00:44:54,501 --> 00:44:57,301 so Mrs McCauley wouldn't have to clean up. 744 00:44:57,301 --> 00:44:59,341 Those buggers who hang themselves 745 00:44:59,341 --> 00:45:02,021 over perfectly good carpets. 746 00:45:02,021 --> 00:45:05,621 (SIGHS) Did you read about John Savage? 747 00:45:05,621 --> 00:45:07,661 No, Reverend doesn't care much for newspapers. 748 00:45:07,661 --> 00:45:11,581 Nor do I, but John Savage was this wealthy entrepreneur 749 00:45:11,581 --> 00:45:13,101 and he committed suicide 750 00:45:13,101 --> 00:45:15,781 because he had become convinced he had cancer. 751 00:45:15,781 --> 00:45:19,501 Autopsy showed he was fit as a fiddle! 752 00:45:19,501 --> 00:45:20,661 Right... 753 00:45:20,661 --> 00:45:23,701 Well, I'm just pointing out the brain is a peculiar thing. 754 00:45:23,701 --> 00:45:25,461 Well, mine isn't. 755 00:45:25,461 --> 00:45:28,461 I did not put morphine in my beer, I have no reason to. 756 00:45:28,461 --> 00:45:30,341 Shame... 757 00:45:30,341 --> 00:45:32,981 Because the alternative is worse. 758 00:45:32,981 --> 00:45:35,341 What alternative? 759 00:45:35,341 --> 00:45:36,941 Bobby, you're a clever young man 760 00:45:36,941 --> 00:45:39,021 and any employer would be lucky to have you. 761 00:45:39,021 --> 00:45:40,541 But didn't you think it's odd 762 00:45:40,541 --> 00:45:42,621 that out of the blue an Argentine shipping company 763 00:45:42,621 --> 00:45:44,421 should ask you to leave so quickly? 764 00:45:44,421 --> 00:45:48,581 No interview, no application, just first class ticket, 765 00:45:48,581 --> 00:45:50,621 sail on the next tide? 766 00:45:51,741 --> 00:45:56,181 Well, sort of, but no, I didn't really. 767 00:45:56,181 --> 00:45:58,461 Well, I did. 768 00:45:58,461 --> 00:46:02,381 So I made some enquiries, as they say. 769 00:46:02,381 --> 00:46:08,381 There is no Henriquez Dallo in Buenos Aires or anywhere else. 770 00:46:08,381 --> 00:46:11,701 - Hold on, you think... - Exactly! 771 00:46:11,701 --> 00:46:13,661 Someone, for some reason, 772 00:46:13,661 --> 00:46:16,301 wanted you not to be in Marchbolt. 773 00:46:16,301 --> 00:46:19,061 And when that didn't work, 774 00:46:19,061 --> 00:46:21,821 they wanted you simply not to be. 775 00:46:31,301 --> 00:46:33,381 FRANKIE: If you put your foot down, Arthur, 776 00:46:33,381 --> 00:46:35,461 you wouldn't have to worry about what is behind you. 777 00:46:35,461 --> 00:46:37,581 Yes, Miss. 778 00:46:37,581 --> 00:46:43,101 It would save you having to look in the mirror quite so much. 779 00:47:17,261 --> 00:47:19,781 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 780 00:47:43,021 --> 00:47:44,821 I'd get into a lot of trouble 781 00:47:44,821 --> 00:47:47,061 having my men drinking beer on a ride, 782 00:47:47,061 --> 00:47:49,661 never mind putting morphine in it. 783 00:47:49,661 --> 00:47:51,261 So, you wouldn't slip him a few bottles 784 00:47:51,261 --> 00:47:52,621 in lieu of payment, perhaps? 785 00:47:52,621 --> 00:47:55,901 He wasn't being paid. He asked to borrow a truck, 786 00:47:55,901 --> 00:47:57,941 I told him he could work off the cost of it. 787 00:47:57,941 --> 00:47:59,701 What's he want a truck for? 788 00:47:59,701 --> 00:48:01,901 Not my business. 789 00:48:01,901 --> 00:48:05,141 - Nor mine, I suppose. - You haven't said why. 790 00:48:05,141 --> 00:48:08,541 Why would I poison one of me own lads? 791 00:48:11,901 --> 00:48:12,981 Thank you, Mr Miller. 792 00:48:12,981 --> 00:48:15,581 We may need to ask you further questions so, 793 00:48:15,581 --> 00:48:18,181 hope you're not planning to leave town any time soon. 794 00:48:18,181 --> 00:48:21,461 (SIGHS) We are a travelling carnival. 795 00:48:23,101 --> 00:48:24,901 Quite so. Good day, Sir. 796 00:48:26,101 --> 00:48:27,341 (SIGHS) 797 00:48:27,341 --> 00:48:29,101 BOY: Pass it. Go on. 798 00:48:31,421 --> 00:48:34,421 Boys, Sammy, I need to ask you something. 799 00:48:34,421 --> 00:48:35,501 I'm Sammy. 800 00:48:36,541 --> 00:48:38,181 I know, I was just... 801 00:48:38,181 --> 00:48:40,981 Listen, last night, you gave me a bottle of beer, do you remember? 802 00:48:40,981 --> 00:48:43,141 I gave you the beer. 803 00:48:44,701 --> 00:48:48,661 Right, Mickey, yes, you said it was from Mr Miller. 804 00:48:48,661 --> 00:48:50,221 He said it was from Mr Miller. 805 00:48:50,221 --> 00:48:51,861 Oh... 806 00:48:51,861 --> 00:48:53,821 Do you remember what he looked like, the man? 807 00:48:53,821 --> 00:48:57,541 We never saw him, he was wearing a mask. 808 00:49:00,301 --> 00:49:02,461 FRANKIE: Do you believe in crystal balls, Arthur? 809 00:49:02,461 --> 00:49:05,261 Fortune tellers, that sort of thing? 810 00:49:05,261 --> 00:49:09,781 I had an aunt who had the gift, she died of typhoid. 811 00:49:09,781 --> 00:49:13,101 As she foretold when she was sixteen. 812 00:49:13,101 --> 00:49:17,341 God, look out! Stop! Stop! (BRAKES SCREECHING) 813 00:49:20,141 --> 00:49:24,421 Bobby, will you stop jumping out in front of me? 814 00:49:25,901 --> 00:49:28,741 - You have to see this. - Why are you wearing that? 815 00:49:28,741 --> 00:49:30,901 You know, funniest thing, someone stole my clothes. 816 00:49:30,901 --> 00:49:32,501 Look at this. 817 00:49:32,501 --> 00:49:35,261 "Mrs Leo Cayman, sister of the deceased, arrives at inquest." 818 00:49:35,261 --> 00:49:37,941 Well, Thicko was right. She's definitely on the frothy side. 819 00:49:37,941 --> 00:49:41,781 As she was on the photograph found on the dead man's person. 820 00:49:41,781 --> 00:49:44,461 Oh, well. Well done, Thicko. I'll give him a biscuit. 821 00:49:44,461 --> 00:49:46,941 Don't, because that is not the photo 822 00:49:46,941 --> 00:49:48,741 that I saw in Alex Pritchard's pocket. 823 00:49:48,741 --> 00:49:50,581 - Are you sure? - I'm certain. 824 00:49:50,581 --> 00:49:53,541 That is not the same photograph and that is not the same woman. 825 00:49:53,541 --> 00:49:55,821 I'd stake my life on it. 826 00:49:55,821 --> 00:50:00,981 Not sure you should be saying things like that just now. 827 00:50:04,141 --> 00:50:05,861 "Two small F's. 828 00:50:05,861 --> 00:50:08,341 "Don't ask me what they stand for." 829 00:50:08,341 --> 00:50:10,061 Lost me now, boss. 830 00:50:10,061 --> 00:50:14,941 This chap said his name was Bassington-ffrench. 831 00:50:14,941 --> 00:50:18,061 He came down to the beach while I was waiting for Dr Thomas. 832 00:50:18,061 --> 00:50:19,461 There's nothing I could do, 833 00:50:19,461 --> 00:50:23,221 so I asked him to stand in for me. 834 00:50:23,221 --> 00:50:28,221 And what, you think he swapped the photographs? 835 00:50:29,661 --> 00:50:32,341 Hi. It's Angela. Angela. 836 00:50:57,581 --> 00:50:59,461 Do as I say, not as I do. 837 00:51:00,421 --> 00:51:02,461 So what else did he say, this geezer? 838 00:51:02,461 --> 00:51:05,181 Not much, not a great setting for small talk. 839 00:51:05,181 --> 00:51:07,701 Hmm. But you didn't think he was from around here? 840 00:51:07,701 --> 00:51:10,421 Definitely not, he said as much, 841 00:51:10,421 --> 00:51:12,541 that he'd come to look at a house. 842 00:51:12,541 --> 00:51:15,861 On a golf course? Fishy... 843 00:51:15,861 --> 00:51:18,181 But if anyone's bought a house in Denbighshire, 844 00:51:18,181 --> 00:51:19,861 the oracle will know. 845 00:51:24,661 --> 00:51:27,101 Sorry, H, the police have my keys. 846 00:51:27,101 --> 00:51:30,621 The kitchen door is always open, Lady Frances. 847 00:51:30,621 --> 00:51:33,061 I'm not bringing Bobby Jones through the kitchen. 848 00:51:33,061 --> 00:51:35,781 BOBBY: I've been through the kitchen, as it happens. 849 00:51:35,781 --> 00:51:38,301 Long time ago, though. 850 00:51:38,301 --> 00:51:42,221 Bobby Jones! Who bowled me twice on the south lawn. 851 00:51:42,221 --> 00:51:45,221 Ah! I think you let me bowl you, as a birthday present. 852 00:51:45,221 --> 00:51:48,621 That doesn't sound like me. (CHUCKLES) 853 00:51:48,621 --> 00:51:52,141 Your father is in the library with Mr Bragge. 854 00:51:52,141 --> 00:51:54,461 FRANKIE: Right. 855 00:51:54,461 --> 00:51:58,901 Nice to see you again, Mr Robert. Welcome back. 856 00:52:04,181 --> 00:52:09,301 Last one here... A little signature there. 857 00:52:09,301 --> 00:52:10,341 Bassington? 858 00:52:10,341 --> 00:52:12,781 Yes, that's right. Fortyish, we think. 859 00:52:12,781 --> 00:52:14,181 He's French you say? 860 00:52:14,181 --> 00:52:16,661 No, that's his name, Bassington-ffrench. Mean anything? 861 00:52:16,661 --> 00:52:18,461 I should be going. 862 00:52:18,461 --> 00:52:21,141 Lady Frances. A delight as always. 863 00:52:21,141 --> 00:52:22,941 You're not staying for lunch, Mr. Bragge? 864 00:52:22,941 --> 00:52:24,901 - Oh! Well... - Can't, he's on the 12 o'clock. 865 00:52:24,901 --> 00:52:26,901 - Sadly. - Catch the 3 o'clock. 866 00:52:26,901 --> 00:52:29,021 - Do you know, I... - Takes forever! 867 00:52:29,021 --> 00:52:32,461 - Dead before you get there. - It is rather slow. 868 00:52:32,461 --> 00:52:35,181 Thank you all the same, Lady Frances. 869 00:52:35,181 --> 00:52:36,581 Lord Marcham. 870 00:52:37,661 --> 00:52:39,621 Come on, Pa, back to work. 871 00:52:39,621 --> 00:52:41,541 Bassington-ffrench, do you know him? 872 00:52:41,541 --> 00:52:44,101 Never seen him before in my life. 873 00:52:44,101 --> 00:52:46,381 No, that's Bobby Jones and yes, you have. 874 00:52:46,381 --> 00:52:49,181 Two whole summers he practically lived here. 875 00:52:49,181 --> 00:52:51,261 - The vicar's son. - Hello, Sir. 876 00:52:51,261 --> 00:52:52,941 So who's Bassington-ffrench? 877 00:52:52,941 --> 00:52:55,741 - A pal buying a house. - He was in the Navy. 878 00:52:55,741 --> 00:52:58,461 Before he left me, he gave me a salute, with the palm down. 879 00:52:58,461 --> 00:53:00,101 He was in the Navy. 880 00:53:00,101 --> 00:53:01,701 LADY MARCHAM: Where is my dress? 881 00:53:01,701 --> 00:53:04,581 There was a Commodore Bassington at Jutland... 882 00:53:04,581 --> 00:53:08,741 Ah, there she is, the dress thief! 883 00:53:08,741 --> 00:53:10,301 Dress borrower, Ma, please. 884 00:53:10,301 --> 00:53:11,501 Not French, though. 885 00:53:11,501 --> 00:53:14,341 LADY MARCHAM: Now Hari tells me the police are involved, 886 00:53:14,341 --> 00:53:16,101 which delights me no end. 887 00:53:16,101 --> 00:53:17,341 Can you give me one good reason 888 00:53:17,341 --> 00:53:18,821 why I should not have you arrested? 889 00:53:18,821 --> 00:53:20,181 I'm your daughter. 890 00:53:20,181 --> 00:53:23,101 I find that increasingly hard to believe. 891 00:53:23,101 --> 00:53:24,941 Knocker, it's me. 892 00:53:24,941 --> 00:53:26,581 KNOCKER: Why haven't you call me, man? 893 00:53:26,581 --> 00:53:29,341 - Because I've been in hospital. - Golfing injury, was it? 894 00:53:29,341 --> 00:53:32,981 It's bad enough that you lost Emily's suede gloves. 895 00:53:32,981 --> 00:53:34,981 That is not true. I lost one of them. 896 00:53:34,981 --> 00:53:37,061 BOBBY: Listen, Knocker, does the name 897 00:53:37,061 --> 00:53:38,821 Bassington-ffrench ring a bell? 898 00:53:38,821 --> 00:53:40,261 Pretty sure he was in The Andrew. 899 00:53:40,261 --> 00:53:41,661 Bassington? 900 00:53:41,661 --> 00:53:43,421 ffrench, two small F's. 901 00:53:43,421 --> 00:53:46,061 - (SIGHS) Why? - BOBBY: Why? 902 00:53:46,061 --> 00:53:48,861 It's two small F's in "ffrench". It's how it's spelled. 903 00:53:48,861 --> 00:53:52,021 But why do posh people do that? 904 00:53:52,021 --> 00:53:54,541 You're not going to become Jones with two small J's, are you? 905 00:53:54,541 --> 00:53:56,861 You have my word. KNOCKER: Good. 906 00:53:56,861 --> 00:54:00,821 Cos they've just delivered the sign. 907 00:54:02,741 --> 00:54:03,901 (CHUCKLES) 908 00:54:03,901 --> 00:54:06,021 LADY MARCHAM: I blame myself, of course, 909 00:54:06,021 --> 00:54:08,261 for not instilling in you a sense of personal property. 910 00:54:08,261 --> 00:54:10,461 I also wonder if you fully understood how gloves work? 911 00:54:10,461 --> 00:54:11,541 Mother, I promise 912 00:54:11,541 --> 00:54:14,021 I will have your dress cleaned and returned to your wardrobe. 913 00:54:14,021 --> 00:54:15,821 You will go nowhere near my wardrobe, 914 00:54:15,821 --> 00:54:17,741 my wardrobe is out of bounds, do you hear? 915 00:54:17,741 --> 00:54:20,541 It's been nothing but a string of petty thefts. 916 00:54:20,541 --> 00:54:22,341 I will drive down tomorrow. 917 00:54:22,341 --> 00:54:24,701 Oh, will you, in what? A stolen car? 918 00:54:24,701 --> 00:54:25,941 I did ask Mrs Harris. 919 00:54:25,941 --> 00:54:28,461 There's no point in asking her, poor woman. 920 00:54:28,461 --> 00:54:29,661 The maid's the only one 921 00:54:29,661 --> 00:54:31,501 who knows what's going on in a house. 922 00:54:31,501 --> 00:54:34,221 Did you learn nothing at that ridiculous school? 923 00:54:34,221 --> 00:54:36,341 Now, the dress that I wore on our 25th anniversary 924 00:54:36,341 --> 00:54:37,861 is at the police station 925 00:54:37,861 --> 00:54:41,781 drenched in the vomit of the vicar's son! Teddy! 926 00:54:41,781 --> 00:54:43,941 Am I being unreasonable? 927 00:54:43,941 --> 00:54:46,821 - Do you mean the green one? - No, not the... 928 00:54:53,301 --> 00:54:55,621 Do you mean to tell me that you cannot remember 929 00:54:55,621 --> 00:54:57,981 the colour of that dress? 930 00:54:57,981 --> 00:55:02,141 Whatever it was, you looked very beautiful. 931 00:55:18,381 --> 00:55:20,541 FRANKIE: Why... 932 00:55:20,541 --> 00:55:22,341 BOBBY: Didn't they ask Evans? 933 00:55:22,341 --> 00:55:25,581 FRANKIE: I was going to say why does the Navy have a different salute? 934 00:55:25,581 --> 00:55:27,101 Sailors' hands were always filthy. 935 00:55:27,101 --> 00:55:29,261 Covered in tar from the rigging. 936 00:55:29,261 --> 00:55:31,141 So we keep the palm down out of respect. 937 00:55:31,141 --> 00:55:33,461 FRANKIE: You never had filthy hands, did you? 938 00:55:33,461 --> 00:55:36,101 You were an officer with white gloves. 939 00:55:36,101 --> 00:55:40,341 I wore white gloves, yes, but I think once, to gut a fish. 940 00:55:40,341 --> 00:55:42,701 I bet you looked dreamy in uniform, Jones. 941 00:55:42,701 --> 00:55:46,701 But who for? Ship full of men with filthy hands. 942 00:55:46,701 --> 00:55:48,821 Except when you're in port, of course. 943 00:55:48,821 --> 00:55:51,141 (SINGING) will love a sailor... 944 00:55:51,141 --> 00:55:52,421 (CHUCKLES) 945 00:55:54,341 --> 00:55:56,621 But, why didn't they ask Evans? 946 00:55:56,621 --> 00:55:59,501 Or, why didn't they ask Evans? 947 00:55:59,501 --> 00:56:03,101 Or, why didn't they ask Evans? It's... Ugh, driving me nuts. 948 00:56:03,101 --> 00:56:04,781 BOBBY: Maybe we'll never know. 949 00:56:04,781 --> 00:56:08,461 FRANKIE: We don't have to know, we can make it up. 950 00:56:08,461 --> 00:56:11,941 We can sleuth and deduce, and hypothesise and... 951 00:56:11,941 --> 00:56:17,301 wear belted raincoats, and smoke pipes in alleyways. 952 00:56:17,301 --> 00:56:18,781 We could do that. 953 00:56:19,701 --> 00:56:21,941 But we're not going to. 954 00:56:23,701 --> 00:56:28,021 I have to go to London tomorrow. Knocker's opening the business. 955 00:56:28,021 --> 00:56:29,221 I should be there. 956 00:56:29,221 --> 00:56:33,381 This is the used car caper, see above? 957 00:56:33,381 --> 00:56:35,021 I promised Knocker and... 958 00:56:35,021 --> 00:56:37,941 And you're a man of your word. 959 00:56:37,941 --> 00:56:39,261 (SIGHS) 960 00:56:39,261 --> 00:56:40,741 Oh, well, 961 00:56:40,741 --> 00:56:42,341 next case maybe. 962 00:56:49,301 --> 00:56:52,461 (SINGING) Free and easy 963 00:56:52,461 --> 00:56:56,221 964 00:56:56,221 --> 00:56:57,621 With Kate and Jane 965 00:56:57,621 --> 00:57:00,781 966 00:57:00,781 --> 00:57:03,341 BOBBY: This is very good of you, Mr Crowe, thank you. 967 00:57:03,341 --> 00:57:06,381 Lady Frances is a generous person. 968 00:57:06,381 --> 00:57:08,701 You want the vicarage? 969 00:57:08,701 --> 00:57:11,661 No, actually the surgery, if you don't mind. 970 00:57:11,661 --> 00:57:13,061 Are you ill? 971 00:57:13,061 --> 00:57:14,781 No, no, I just, uh... 972 00:57:16,821 --> 00:57:19,181 What happened to your uniform by the way? 973 00:57:19,181 --> 00:57:21,621 Dry cleaners. Mud. 974 00:57:24,341 --> 00:57:25,741 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 975 00:57:25,741 --> 00:57:27,581 BOBBY: Stop, stop! 976 00:57:33,061 --> 00:57:34,941 Excuse me, excuse me. 977 00:57:34,941 --> 00:57:36,141 What! What is it? 978 00:57:36,141 --> 00:57:40,341 It's terrible, this is just terrible. 979 00:57:45,141 --> 00:57:46,581 (WOMAN SOBBING) 980 00:57:56,541 --> 00:57:58,461 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)